computers

"I wish the computer had a face so I can slap it!" -Eric Ng

scandanavian aliens

"I've never seen a Scandanavian alien before." - Marcus A Collins

"i dunno bout them longhorns, but happy cows come from california."
-usc vs. texas BCS Championship Game

file conversion

when talking about converting .psd files into .jpg...

"Why convert them when you can just baptise them?"